I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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