hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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