you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
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