I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
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