Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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