ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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