You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I don't want my vagina anymore.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
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