ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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