'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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