Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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