My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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