That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
home. puking in laundry basket.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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