I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I need a beard to bite.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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