new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
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