I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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