But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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