so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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