I didn't shave. On purpose
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
do nipples grow back?
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