on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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