she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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