good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
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