everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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