It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
third nipple confirmed
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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