Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
The power of my boobs compel you
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
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