normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
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