it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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