he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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