think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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