it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
as a side note pls kill me
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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