The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
You almost got us killed.
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