I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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