It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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