people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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