You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
You can't special order awesome
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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