i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I think i peed on brittanys purse
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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