he puts the penis in happiness.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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