I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
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