shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
time to smoke my breakfast
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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