i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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