i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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