I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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