New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
What a dumb baby whore.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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