my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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