tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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