You're so nebulous sometimes
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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