OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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