At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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