two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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