I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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