HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
Randomize
