thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I supernannyed him into submission
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Randomize
