Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
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