Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
Do vagina's smell?
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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