On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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