you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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