Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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