PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
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