i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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