Little spoons don't ask big questions
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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