what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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